bronzedragon:

tomfelton-andthe-cumber-cocks:

strawberriesandjane:

funsizedfox:

“they won’t let me eat,wont let me sleep..”

“who?”

“…..them.”

Oh.

I AM CRYING

I remember reading about how EA was trying to sell the rights to make The Sims into a movie and everyone was like “…how?”

Now I get it

It’s a horror movie

People wake up one day to find themselves transformed into puppets of an invisible malicious trickster god

First the bizarre happenings start:

someone becomes obsessed with stealing lawn gnomes

another person has a compulsion to stick their head into a strange device and emerges obsessed by grilled cheese sandwiches

people pee themselves despite being next to a bathroom because some mysterious unseen force makes them study cleaning

people find themselves stuck in rooms because they can’t step over common household objects

a young man doing some nighttime stargazing mysteriously vanishes

then their god turns sadistic

pool ladders mysteriously vanish, leading to several drownings

doors vanish just as a house fire begins

an elevator plummets several stories as a couple starts to get it on

a Murphy Bed gruesomely folds up, crushing the people inside

and that man who vanished while stargazing returns…but with something growing inside of him…and vague memories of a grotesque creature named Pollination Technician

the horror has begun

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laeradr:

reasons black clothing is superior

• everyone knows that you’re a fucking badass
• everything matches
• you look like you could disappear into the void at any given moment
• what are stains

(Source: nprfandom, via beautyisfeign)

winchesterwhowatson:

wurnbo:

why cant everyone just wear the same outfit everyday just like in cartoons

and doctor who

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david-tennants-little-fangirl:

I’M SORRY BUT-

(Source: dean-pls, via jerkbarakat)

journeytothecentreofthesnogbox:

You know when you see a photograph of someone you know but it’s from years before you met them, and it’s like they’re not quite…finished.

#ALEX IS CLAIRVOYANT#AND KNEW ABOUT THE BOWTIE#BEFORE THE BOWTIE WAS EVEN A THNG OKAY

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avengers- behind the scenes

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kili-at-my-service:

no no you’re a GROWN MAN YOU CAN’T BE THIS FUCKING ADORABLE, NO

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satnin:

Elvis and Priscilla marry, May 1, 1967.

The press conference was going well and we were more at ease. His good looks, charisma and quick wit captivated the reporters, just as it did his audiences, his colleagues on a movie set, and his friends and fans; Elvis was being Elvis. —Priscilla Presley

(Source: ladypresley, via winterinthetardis)

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